to clarify (i.e. the lavender/pink controversy):

See I heart joss.

I turn all lavender clothing pink and all light blue clothing yellow or pink. Green can turn white or yellow if worn by me. I've changed my deodorant countless times, changed my detergent, etc., etc.. I've even stopped putting my clothes in the dryer and hung them all over my apartment. Same thing. I must have weird PH. No one believes me when I tell them that I wear pink all summer because then I can't turn it pink. So there.