goethe is so unchristian that he can no longer be in schools

amazing. OK, so Goethe didn't write the libretto to Gounod's Faust, but his telling is the basic idea behind this school's problem with it (and the content of Faust, which dates back to the early Renaissance). No wonder Americans are a bunch of dumb, ignorant buffoons.

The article, thanks to Senior Mooselette:

Faust

I certainly do come from a red state. Grr.