blue cheek

I am chilling out, finishing my reference homework, and icing my butt. Why am I always falling down? I had to keep crutches in my room my entire first year of college because I was continually spraining my ankle. So I fell down the stairs, completely randomly, at the main library earlier and I swear one of my ass cheeks must be completely black by now. I wonder if it's sort of the tall building principle?

And I love eggs. :)